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Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

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Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower… somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross‒

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The legs! [laughs.] Oh yeah, [I] definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and right where her legs… meet her back. Tha— actually, that whole area. That, and… and above it. […] Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?

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I am a leaf on the wind ‒ watch how I soar.

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When Steve and Wash finally meet:
"The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be. Gaaaarrrrrr!" - "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." - "Gaaaarrr! I'm gonna fight and send you all to hell!" - "Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire...Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." - "BOLLOCKS!"